Censo Nacional is a national holiday in Argentina. An every-ten-year event, pretty much everything was closed until 8 p.m. Businesses that opened before the evening were subject to a large fines. The word on the street was to buy any food, liquor or any other essential items before midnight and hunker down for the day while waiting for the census worker to ring the bell.
We woke that Wednesday morning to the sounds of birds and an eerie quiet. I took Boy and Girl to the playground since it was open and we were not sure if transportation was available to go outside of our neighborhood.
Census workers were paid $250 pesos (about $63 USD) for the day. One census worker was robbed of her purse early in the morning, but they did not take her census materials. (Reminded me of the time a few years ago when Husband's car was broken into in Columbus's Short North -- his cell phone was stolen but two bottles of kosher wine were left on the car seat.)
Even though we are living here for less than a year, the worker wanted information about us. While I gave the kids dinner, Husband talked with the census worker, a retired attorney. At 6:15 p.m., we were his last interview and he was tired but kind. He asked about our rental apartment (how many rooms, how many bathrooms, did we have wood floors), our employment situation here and in the U.S., how many computers we own and who used them, and our levels of education. The whole process of the day seemed labor intensive and ridiculous. We told a few locals about how the U.S. does the census. They laughed and said that Argentines would never participate in that format.
Since many Argentines believe that the census figures will be manipulated by the government, some claimed that they would refuse to disclose personal information. This sign was floating around on expat websites so it could be posted on the doors of homes in protest.
Dear census people:
Please do not bother ringing the bell. In this home, we are certain this survey is going to be “retouched” by our most excellent presidents (the Kirchners). Therefore, we ask you not to waste your time knocking on our door. However, here’s some information that we are sure will be of interest to our “beloved” president:
1 – We are an average Argentine family.
2 – We have four cars, all bought in 2010 (and we’re thinking of buying a new one).
3 – Our floors are all wooden. Yes, even in the bathroom.
4 – We have a dog that eats only the best cuts of beef.
5 – We have central air and central heating.
6 – Our fridge is filled with imported delicacies.
7 – We eat beef at least three of four times a week.
8 – We have a wi-fi at home and a Bluetooth connection in our molars.
9 – We only get our news from government-friendly newspapers.
10 – We are all blonde and have blue eyes.
We consider it useless for you to survey us since Mr. Moreno, the lord of the INDEK statistics agency already has the census results. Please do not spend a whole day away from your family. Go home, have mate with your wife or cook some pasta for your husband (if you have one).
Yours truly,
A family that tries to be in a good mood despite it all
(And please don’t say this out loud or we might get taxed for it.)
So the day passed and most things were back to their regularly chaotic state on Thursday. (See Part II for an explanation.)